my favorite joke (lewd/kink adjacent) Show more
"Hey do you wanna come to the new gay bar with me? It's only ten minutes away. Twelve, tops"
"Twelve tops? Let's go!"
everybody i tell this to in person laughs and then sighs sadly because there's never enough tops
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my favorite joke (lewd/kink adjacent)
everybody i tell this to in person laughs and then sighs sadly because there's never enough tops