my favorite joke (lewd/kink adjacent) 

"Hey do you wanna come to the new gay bar with me? It's only ten minutes away. Twelve, tops"

"Twelve tops? Let's go!"

my favorite joke (lewd/kink adjacent) 

everybody i tell this to in person laughs and then sighs sadly because there's never enough tops

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    1. sexually unchaste or licentious
    2. obscene, vulgar

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