what if

we both had USB-C ports

and connected them with a cable 😳😳

last year had a class that asked us to bring in "political memes" and these are the ones i brought

people didnt like the trans one very much

9/11, US imperialism 

9/11 is coming up, which means i'm legally obligated to point out 9/11 here in chile is a different tragedy & also important

the 11th of september is when the chilean right wing (funded by the US gov.) bombed our gov. building, killed our democratically elected socialist president, gutted the welfare state & enacted martial law

followed by 17 years of a violent fascist dictatorship in which at least 3k people died, 40k were victimized and half of the country was traumatized

joke about hypnokink stuff 

becoming aware of the irony of cleaning my apartment so that it's nice for when my girlfriend comes over and I hypnotize her into being a maid

don't accidentally mix up your sexting and regular texting threads challenge 2020

all i know about my little pony is one time i said "rainbow dash hates the cops" and a guy sent me a 20 page essay he wrote on why rainbow dash is a libertarian

i do not know who rainbow dash is so i did not read it

Don't love the spider because the spider is full of mud. You will be composed of mud, too, if the sun rises again.

lewd/ass/cum 

Dunno if weird, but I love putting my cum up my ass after orgarsm
:bloblewd: :blobcheerbounce: :awesome:

wild that cishet guys think eating meat is super hetero
ive seen lots of vids of guys eating meat and none of those looked very hetero at all

Selfie no ec 

I always look better than my pictures come out

Kink suggestive 

@squeedoodle

"Welcome to The Home Depot, can I help you find anything?"

"Sure, I'm looking for a ceiling anchor."

"Of course. How much weight do you need it to be rated for?"

"Hmm... I haven't stepped on the scale in a while, I'm not sure."

"..."

"Oh yeah, plus the weight of the chains."

"-_-"

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