Story draft for a movie script /3

After a turbulent and slightly awkward nighttime mass-rendez-vous under the cherry tree, the aliens decide to autopilot their battleship into the sea and continue being human lesbians. The End.

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Story draft for a movie script /2

They copy the looks of the young humans and cunningly befriend them, with the ultimate goal to seduce them and use them as test subjects. To uphold their disguise, they need to learn about longing looks, blushing, wistful diary entries, holding hands, and shy cheek-kissing on warm spring afternoons.

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Story draft for a movie script

Tentacled shape-shifting multigenital sex demons from the dungeon dimensions enter our universe in their battleship, preparing to invade earth and turn people into soulless playthings, incubators for their breed, and food. They arrive in 19th century Britain, where they meet a group of teenage girls having tea under a blossoming cherry tree.

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Explicit nudity, genitals, 18+ 

I dont know what to say

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for queer wrath month i want the cishets to offer me a small axe and a weird synthesizer. oh suddenly there isnt anyone left huh. cowards

porn 

everything I know about bad porn I learned in the "german" search results on manyvids

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porn 

and never, ever search for "german" on manyvids

it's the cesspit of cesspits

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now you know why we're all such ruthless rotten perverts

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german sex terminology / bestiality reference (not serious) 

when I was on manyvids, there was a german porn channel posting in english where cocks were frequently referred to as "tails", because this is the word germans actually use, and I can't stop thinking about the implications

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#butt 

Did I manage to mark this as sensitive correctly? 😅

politics 

the other only time was when I found out that I have white privilege tbh

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feet 

the only time I felt like part of a majority was when science found out more than 50 Percent of people have a foot fetish

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lewdish thought 

idly thinking abt how most of my friends could randomly ask me to get naked and I immediately would

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:boosts_encouraged: Lewd, photos, my girlfriend 

What's this? Has @eptirmyrkrit been a bad girl? Most definitely.

Luckily she gave me her enthusiastic consent to post this; so the rest of her punishment would be less severe. 😈

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(Nevermind, it's just me, gonna take a shower)

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The sun is shining. Birds are singing. A mild and tender wind is blowing, billowing the white curtains, carrying the scent of blossoming cherry trees. She takes off all her clothes and feels the air caressing her skin.

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Lewd
/l(j)uːd/
adjective

  • obsolete : evil, wicked
    1. sexually unchaste or licentious
    2. obscene, vulgar

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