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Lewd selfie, dressed, but visible bulge 

this one's from a wee while ago but I'm still super happy about it.

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Lewd furry comission 

Heyy heyyy new comission made by junethebun on FA

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NSFW, nude human 

Posting this one public because I really like it and I look like a snack. Boosts fine.

#trans #nude #nsfw

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fake lewd history 

Schwetzingen, Grand Duchy of Baden, March 14, 1815: Sex worker Martha K. delivers a fist job so intense to an empoverished noble he is unable to sit on his horse for 8 weeks. He instead invents the dandy horse, a predecessor of the bicycle.
(He is unable to sit on that either, obviously, but very proud of it)

fake history 

1205 B.C. Famous greek commander Helen of Troy launches a thousand ships to smash the despicable kingdoms of some dudes who dared and try to "take" her. She lives happily ever after with her lover Eris.
The notorious liar Homer told a quite different story some centuries later, but they're jabberwockish flubdub, obviously.

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January 8th, 1756: During his musings on rocks, universal genuis Cordelius Scheirützel from Struppen, Saxonia becomes the first German to discover sex. He writes down his thoughts, describing them himself as “purely academical“ and “too elaborate for the simple folk“. Germany stays sex-free until the re-discovery of Scheirützel's writings, which has, in fact, not occured yet.

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Little Snoring, Norfolk, April 3rd, 1887: Last recorded orgasm in the United Kingdom before the end of the Victorian Age. The perpetrator is tracked down and deported to the continent, where she is immediately declared honorary citizen of France.

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The secret diary of Nicéphore Niépce, September 19th, 1826: “Finally managed to fixate the heliographs, so the pictures stay on the plate. But, alas! They still need eight hours of exposition! I simply can not hold it up that long, let alone bring Antoine to hold still, stark naked, with me in front of the camera obscura! This whole heliographing thing has no future! Ten years of efforts, wasted!, to make a decent picture of my own tremendous [etc.]“

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July 22nd, 441: Sexual activities with less than five persons simultaneously are prohibited by law in Rome

fake lewd history 

OTD in 1089, the courtisan Milli de Urricana, also known as Antipope Clement III., invented Oral Sex.

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Pantsed- butt, bare back 

The pants-less version is on my OF story today ;3

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Random nudes for your viewing pleasure / Boost appreciated 💖 

👀💦🚿

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Healyn is always disappearing mysteriously or posting selfies from hotels. This clearly means he is...

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Lewd
/l(j)uːd/
adjective

  • obsolete : evil, wicked
    1. sexually unchaste or licentious
    2. obscene, vulgar

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