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I need to tell you something. I'm feeling colorfully bisexual.

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lewd art, sex, genitals, fluids, nudity 

-watching amateur lesbian porn at 3 AM- I'm doing research.

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anyway it turns out that automatic dispensers designed for contact free hand sanitizer... are perfect for lube. No fumbling with the bottle having trouble getting it open because your hands are slick but not *enough* for other purposes

just in case anyone needed this information

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sex toy mention 

Also, why is there no nipple clamp emoji??

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Most used emojis, or: Everything you need to know about me.

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You are invited to consider: the sheer power of this aesthetic

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the consent creeper: type of guy who talks very publicly and often about consent so everyone knows how into consent he is, but he is also very creepy and pushy

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From last night's scene. Heavy leather muzzle, leather cuffs, lots of locks & clips. Worked the boy over with a rolled leather thumper and MMA gloves, then let him soak for a spell chained to a steel bar. 😇😌

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Nsfw lewd art / sex 

An old thing i found in a pile of drawings

shaving, caps 

Shaved me junk for the first time after months; it felt like heaven for 12 hours after. Now it's another 24 hours later, and I'm just like OMG WHYYYYYY

talking about porn, no sarcasm 

Re: previous toot: I know this is to some extent an expectation directed at performers by parts of the audience. I am also aware of a kind of porn aesthetics feedback effect into the sexual behaviour of folks, which normalises porn-like performative aspects even if there is no camera - including the porn sound track. Still. Some of that stuff is really just completely over the top IMO.

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talking about porn, sarcasm 

Other third rule of bad porn: Make yourself heard. Especially if you're a female-read performer, it's important you signal in every possible way that any physical contact makes you burst into lustful moans that shake the window panes. If you happen to make "progessive" porn, where male-read performers are allowed to express their arousal by other means than sexist cuss words, bloddcurdling screams are also fine.

(Sarcasm-free explanatory note in next toot)

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Third rule of bad porn: Make yourself heard. Especially if you're an insecure cis dude who doesn't know how to express his desires (or how to STFU if you have nothing to say). Yes, yes, keep jabbering sexist slurs towards the non-cis-male performers, that's what a man does, right? Right?? - Also don't forget the occasional "FUCK!", lest someone forgets what you are doing there all the time in front of a running camera.

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Second rule of bad porn: Light is light, no matter the source, and no matter where the source is. So the only source of light in your dimly lit bedroom is a window in the background which will completely outshine your performers? Doesn't matter, we call that atmosphere! There are five cheap spots of icy blue-white LED light on the ceiling that make the performers look like meat in the fridge? Hey that's cool neon optics!

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First rule of bad porn: Make it as static as possible. Use a stand. Use it in a way so that any given visual that *could* be interesting will be hidden by, dunno, your heel or something. Also don't cut the material; don't move the camera around in between shots, in case you have to rely on a stand. Do everything from one perspective, and in one shot. That's raw and pure, people love that.

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Btw I just realized going outside improves any given pornographic material by ~200 percent. Naked skin just looks *amazing* under natural light.

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Lewd
/l(j)uːd/
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    1. sexually unchaste or licentious
    2. obscene, vulgar

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